oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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