Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
