After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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