Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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