all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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