you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
only you would photoshop your dick
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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