Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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