Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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