I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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