Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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