yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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