dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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