You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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