Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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