i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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