We got so high we made milksteak
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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