awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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