Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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