Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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