I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My life is pants optional.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
