Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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