woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
