What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize
