I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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