these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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