So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's the barista slut.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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