1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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