I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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