they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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