she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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