so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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