On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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