im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Less talking, more tequila
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
