it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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