You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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