David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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