Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
