its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
