Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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