My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
