that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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