if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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