can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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