I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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