oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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