there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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