But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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