dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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