doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
There's even glitter on my cock...
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