have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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