she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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