ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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