he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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