I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
