everyone is single if you try hard enough
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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