Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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