I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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